She left me.....

Well, we all knew it was coming, after one year and a few months Cari has decided to leave. She takes with her the memories of our first hug, our first kiss and our first.......well .......anyway.....A friend once told me she knew my sole mate, at first I laughed at her teasing, not wanting to get my hopes up, but secretly I was hoping she was right...I needed a sole mate, I need someone to hug and kiss and.....well.....anywho. The picture of our wedding is still on the wall, along with the memories of 6 years of friendship.....I will miss her....
I keep telling myself, "self, how did you not see this coming??"

Then I remember the freaking Itinerary that's been hanging on the flippin fridge for 3 months, along with my To Do List and a note about giving the dog his flee pill. I remember that in fact she is coming back and that I only have 2 weeks to enjoy the peace and quite of a bachelors life....and enjoy it I will. Not only will the toilet seat NEVER be put down, I'm not going to clean it until the day she gets back. I'm going to use the same towel every single day! All my clothes will be left right in front of the laundry hamper. I wont change the toilet paper roll, I'm not taking out the garbage, I'm not using that stupid little plastic clip (that always break) to seal the bread bag...I like stale bread dammit. My shoes will be left where ever I take them off, and when I need them I'll know where they are...I'm going to use the same glass, plate bowl, fork, knife , and spoon for the whole 2 weeks, and I by god I will not wash them, I'll let the dog lick them clean. I'm going to leave my receipts on every flat surface in the apartment. I am going to LIVE!!!!!!!
I might even rent a nudity film, yeah that's right, a skin flick!

Me and the dog are going to enjoy every last minute of the next 2 weeks.....speaking of the dog, he ate half a bottle of vitamin's last night. He took it out of Cari's suit case and chewed it open. This morning he had the worst shits ever, I'm just hoping to god that I'm not going home to a apartment covered in crap!

I miss you already babe...have a good vacation....

Steve (living wild) Dickinson