Things I've learned this week...
- If you put your dishes in the dish washer as soon as your done with them, the kitchen stays a lot cleaner......someone told me that once, but I can't remember who...
- While it is fun to just leave your cloths on the floor, when you get up at 3 to take a piss and you trip and almost loose half your teeth on the door knob, you realize its smarter to put the cloths in the hamper.
- The toilet seat does have to go down for half of the bathroom adventures.....
- Don't leave your your cloths in the washer for 2 days after you have washed them....they will stink...and drying them in the dryer wont help....they have to be washed again...
- The dog is a f**king nutcase.
- Stale bread taste like ass.
- Being single sucks....
Steve (needs to do landry tonight...again...) Dickinson
3 comments:
LOL...LMAO!
I didn`t realize you are practising for the Montreal comedy fest?
Thanks for the laugh dude!
Hi - I saw your comment online about teh "vaseline sandwich." My dog has had a similar experience this week. I am giving him vaseline sandwiches too. How did your dog turn out??
Thank you - Shana
Thanks for checking out our blog! Jesse (our dog) has a very bad habit of eating very odd things. The vaseline sandwiches do help. Unfortunately, when your dog eats an entire bottle of vaseline, plastic included, it is not so wonderful! And yes, Jesse has done this too!!!! Hope your dog is feeling better soon!
Cari
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